Top songtitles if the artists re-made them today
Bobby Darrin - "Dr. Mack the Knife, Joint Replacement Specialist"
John Mellencamp - "R-O-C-K in the I.C.U."
Prince - "Raspberry Beret (and Matching Thong)"
Survivor - "The Ice of the Tiger Balm"
The Buggles - "RealVideo killed the Radio Star"
Alice Cooper - "School's Out, of Ammo"
Bonnie Tyler - "Total Eclipse of My Career"
Elvis Costello - "(What's So Funny, 'Bout) Peace, Love &
Rheumatism?"
Madonna - "Like a Soccer Mom"
The Beach Boys - "Fun, Fun-- Ouch! My Hip!"
The Beach Boys - "Help Me Up, Rhonda"
The Beach Boys - "Kosovo"
The Beatles - "Help! I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!"
The Beatles - "I Want to Hold Your Hand, but Only with Your Clearly
Expressed Permission"
The Beatles - "If I Fell and Broke My Hip"
The Beatles - "Now I'm Sixty-Four"
The Beatles - "Twist (the Childproof Cap) and Shout (When It Doesn't
Budge)"
The Beatles - "Why Don't We Do It In The Craftmatic Adjustable Bed"
The Eagles - "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling"
The Eagles - "Bed and Breakfast California"
The Eagles - "Passed in the Right Lane"
Van Halen - "Limp!"
Aretha Franklin - "D-E-P-E-N-D-S"
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - "Suite: Betty Ford Clinic"
The Rolling Stones - "(I Can't Get No) Satisfactory Erection"
The Rolling Stones - "I Can't Give No Satisfaction"
The Rolling Stones - "Limping Jack Flab"
The Rolling Stones - "Hey! You kids! Get off of my cloud!"
The Who - "(Talkin' 'Bout) My Operation"
The Who - "My Degeneration"
Rod Stewart - "Tonight's The Night (If The Viagra's Alright)"
Led Zeppelin - "Dazed, Confused, and Wearing Adult Diapers
Led Zeppelin - "Chairlift To Heaven"
Three Dog Night - "Jeremiah was a Bud Frog..."
James Brown - "Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag"
Elton John - "Saturday Night's All Right For Bingo"
Elton John - "Saturday Afternoon Nap Is Alright With Me"
Elton John - "Your Song (Even Though it Launched ME Towards a
Billion Dollar Career)"
Edwin Starr - "Limited Engagement With No Clear Exit Strategy! What
Is It Good For?!"
Yes - "Owner of a Bypassed Heart"
Men at Work - "Why Can't I Pee Now?"
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